Good morning, Mr. Phelps.

My name is Nightwing and will brief you about the site you have just entered.  The Homepage of Pointless site is a website dedicated to pointless stuff of all kinds.  The webmaster, who shall remain anonymous is an evildoer of enormous capacity.  He plans to take over the world, and has made this site as a feeble attempt to do so.  However, he is harmless, and this site will not cause any damage to you or your computer, so I'm sorry if I scared you.

Your mission, should you decide to accept it is to view the contents of this pointless site and talk within its forums.  This is the only way to thwart this villainous character.

As always, if you or anyone else on your team should fail, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.  I will shut up in 5 seconds.

Good luck.